According to George W. Bush the following rules should apply for all Americans.

The Ten Commandments Revised

(As of some time in 2001 per George W. Bush)

According to his personal statements Mr. George W. Bush, as President of the World’s most powerful nation in history, was flying Air Force 1 and being so close to heaven was in direct communication with his chief, excuse me, god. During that flight at an elevation well above the standards used by all world airlines his god supposedly downloaded the following revised commandments for the Bush religion and that download was into the most secure web server in the world, a server totally in the hands of the new President.
Here is that download from Heaven:

American Commandments

1. I am your number one god and George W. Bush will be number two. Now, in order to make George W. Bush number two I am giving him all of the powers needed to be the most powerful military and economic leader down there on the planet Earth.

2. Those who live on Earth are under my right hand man George W. Bush and his rules are at the top no matter what any other nation might want or try. Therefore, the only acceptable Earth idol allowed is George W. Bush.

3. The word God is three letters, as four are not acceptable up here, and therefore the new name for George W. Bush will be GWB (pronounced ‘gwibpr’) and it must be learned by all that this will stand for “Giga Watt Brainpower”.

4. Sunday is the official day of rest and, in order to keep it truly holy, work of any kind is not allowed. Neither the mothers of children will be allowed to work, which includes the tasks known as cooking, feeding and cleaning, and therefore even the one-day old children must learn to fast on this very holy day nor will those who raise animals of any kind be allowed to feed, milk or move these things which can wait another day. Overall, this is god’s day and no human, including the to-be gods like GWB, will be allowed to perform work of any kind. GWB will have to walk somewhere private where he will be in direct communication with me for the entire 24 hours (Note: Walking, like a bowel movement, is not working). My rule is also needed to reduce the driving of vehicles which will help to improve the hurting planet’s environment.

5. Honor your American father and mother by accepting their choices to take from all others on the planet and thanking them for all of the acceptable theft gifts.

6. Killing of family members, which includes every American Citizen (All of those ruled by GWB), will not be allowed while the killing of others inside foreign borders is required.

7. American adultery is only acceptable if the spouse requiring the service has the permission of their spouse or spouses. Also, having sex before marriage is not a sin as GWB has proven.

8. American stealing is acceptable if and only if they steal from non-Americans who can be either inside or outside the official borders of the U.S.A.

9. Lying to the people is not allowed except for GWB who is only allowed to lie when it can be proven that those, to whom he will lie, will react in the way he desires.

10. Like the stealing laws above Americans can not covet any American controlled property or people inside or outside of their own borders. However if any American can benefit by coveting any foreigners then they must covet.

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Well, the above is the word of the current God of America and has been confirmed by the soon to be old GWB Administration. Any wrongful abuse of the above commandments by any American should result in them being deported to either Cuba or Canada. According to GWB both he and his forgiving god will give the American sinners this option! Oh, it is now up to you Sarah Palin, because you are farther right than John McCain, to continue to carry the torch given to the first American god GWB.